My stage name is Alan Squats because I gotta be honest, I like to pee sitting down. I like to do squats at the gym. And if I ever get married and have kids......I'll be known as "Papa Squats."

My stage name is Alan Squats because I gotta be honest, I like to pee sitting down. I like to do squats at the gym. And if I ever get married and have kids......I'll be known as


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Caption: My stage name is Alan Squats because I gotta be honest, I like to pee sitting down. I like to do squats at the gym. And if I ever get married and have kids......I'll be known as "Papa Squats."

About Alan Squats

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Source: IMDB

Alan Squats is an actor, known for The Jersey Devil (2014), A Crime to Remember (2013) and The Mind of a Murderer (2015).


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